The official language of AWP is 'smarmy'!
Wow! A free journal? Thanks! I do love reading! I hear that it has some long-term benefits similar to sugar pills and radiation treatment (the good kind!) I can't remember the last time anyone gave me anything for free!
...you wrote stuff down in a Moleskine! I think you and I might be the ONLY people in the world with one of those...what are the odds, really?