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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Other Fugitives and Other Strangers: Contest


I have a copy of Other Fugitives and Other Strangers to give away. A signed copy! Rigoberto was kind enough to dedicate the book to a Lorcaloca reader. That's you! You!

The contest is open to everyone.

To win the book just leave as a comment your favorite double entendre. It could be something you've read in a poem or novel. Or something you heard in a movie. Etc. If you think the double entendre needs some explaining, some context go ahead and provide it.

After a few days I will ask Rigoberto to pick his favorite double entendre. The winner gets the book.

Good luck.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

"This bush is in need of a trim, I can hardly see your prize clematis, Mrs Windthrop" -

Carry On Up The Garden Path

Joseg

Anonymous said...

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden. It ends with Revelations.

from A Woman of No Importance by Oscar Wilde

Paul T., longtime lurker.

Peter said...

"Sausage and eggs for breakfast? Again? Yum." --anon.

Matthew Thorburn said...

A classic: "Ward, don't be so hard on the Beaver." ("Leave it to Beaver")

Anonymous said...

We'd been dreaming
Or at least I had
About peanuts that grow in the river
And oozed sap
When you bit them

-Frank Stanford

Steven D. Schroeder said...

"Get in her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back!"--Lord Flashheart on the proper way to fly an airplane, Blackadder

jeannine said...

All right, but you asked for it! It's cheesy!

From my poem "When Red Becomes the Wolf:"

"I met someone gathering wood. “Nice axe,”
I said..."

Suzanne said...

'I love this photo

maybe b/c I dont have a knob
or a key either....'

--Teresa B.(Early Hours of Sky) responding to a photo of a doorknob plate.

Anonymous said...

"...he sticks a pin into an electrical outlet.
He calls it his research...."



From Stephen Dobyns, "Valentine Mathematics"Pallbearers Envying The One Who Rides

Peace,
Adam

Anonymous said...

"I'm gonna cut your cake with my knife."

-AC/DC

Ivy said...

'Stick your Willy Wonka between my Oompa Loompas.'
-Kate Winslet, Extras, Season 1, Episode 3

aka Leonardo Likes Gulls said...

A friend of mine has a teenage son with a new girlfriend who he's crazy about. She said she will tell him that he can't have the car and he will say "Well, then I'm walking to Tasha's house."

I said he was like this wild young explorer out in the world. I said, "He's walking to Mount Tasha."

And my friend said, "Yes, that's exactly what he's doing."

Kel

A. D. said...

Ummm . . . how about, "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

Limonada said...

From the film, To Have and Have Not, Lauren Bacall said:

"You know how to whistle don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

Antoine said...

"The contest is open to everyone."

E.C.

Ivy said...

Balzac.

Anonymous said...

When the pure forms sank
under the chirping of the daisies,
I knew they had murdered me.

- Federico Garcia Lorca

Steven D. Schroeder said...

O Rose, thou art sick!
The invisible worm
That flies in the night,
In the howling storm,

Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy,
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.

Stuart Greenhouse said...

What is a home without Plumtree's Potted Meat?
Incomplete.
With it, an abode of bliss.

(from Ulysses)

Anne said...

Two for the price of one, from the Australian Open tennis match I recorded overnight and am watching now: "Andy Roddick, playing with new balls..."

(with a name like that he's got a lot of nerve being straight, huh?)

Anonymous said...

Uranus.

John Gallaher said...

I hope everything comes out all right.

--said by many people to many other people as they enter a restroom

Stuart Greenhouse said...

Two more, from the movies:
"big bottom, going out of my mind,
how can I leave that
behind?" (from Spinal Tap)

"Hey, Oedipus! What's up, motherfucker?"
(History of the World, Part I)

(yeah, I'm still 7)

Anonymous said...

Has signor mountanto returned from the wars or no?

--Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing

Anonymous said...

An oldie but goodie

Proverbs 5:18
May your fountain be blessed ; )

Pamela said...

I'm probably too late for the fray, but a toast that's always made me ponder is..."Bottoms up!"