Friday, March 03, 2006
AWP Hussies Unite!
AWP is next week. I'm going. I know a lot of bloggers will be attending. C. Dale, Charles, Peter, Josh C., Corn Shake, Reb, Tony, Zach, Adam C., Gina, and Woody. Who else?
Is Paul Guest coming? He owes me a drink.
I'm worried I won't have enough money to buy all the books I want!
I'm going to stock up on extra copies of Black Warrior Review. To use as toilet paper.
I'm still going to ignore Sabrina Orah Mark.
I hear Bob Hicok will NOT be attending this year. Too bad. But the Pitt table will be selling panties with tiny Hicok faces printed on them.
I don't want to play favorites but there's one blogger I just can't wait to meet.
I'm thinking of tinkering with my name badge so it spells out: Eduardo C. Corral, editor of New England Review. Think of the free drinks!
Corn Shake! You must have a drink with me!
I promise not to dance.
I'm going to keep a list of biggest ass kissers. I expect one or two bloggers to be on it.
I'm staying at the Hilton. Come find me.
The worst thing about AWP? All those MFA students.
The second worst thing about AWP? All those MFA students.
I'm going to walk up to the Mid-American Review table and shout out,
You should be ashamed!
Am I the only one who wants to give Adam Clay head?