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Thursday, February 23, 2006

The Movie


Just to inform everyone: The movie was re-donkulus...

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Diana,

Fine. You didn't like the movie, but you don't have to go around using my image to show how something doesn't jive with you. This hurts.

The Donkey

Tupac_da_dogg said...

Well Mr. Donkey, Let's just say she's trying to convey to us the the movie was for asses. And you, my friend, are on ass. Hit 'em up, D.

Tupac

Anonymous said...

Diana,

I've be honored if you used my image to tell the world how you couldn't "bear" the movie. Keep me in mind next time, chula.

The Bear

Anonymous said...

And did you forget about me?

The Sparrow

Anonymous said...

Wow! This is a cool blog! This could inspire me to write my next novel. It'll be about a farm with you guys in it. Anyone know of a pig?
besos,
George Orwell

Diana Marie Delgado said...

Dear Anonymous,

You are hilarious! What would I do without you responding to my vapid and whiny posts...

Anonymous said...

OK. I forgive you, D. Anyway...wanna go for a ride?

The Donkey

Diana Marie Delgado said...

Anonymous, or better, Mr. Donkey, I didn't mean to offend you. I actually like big ears & noses.

Anonymous said...

D, Don't tease me. You have no idea with this big nose and donkey ears can do to a woman. The Donkey

Tupac_da_dogg said...

She tell me that she needs me
Cries when she leaves me
And every time she sees me she squeez me.
Lady take it easy...
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me,
I don't want it if it's that easy.

Anonymous said...

And I'll be there in a jiffy..
Don't be picky. Just be happy with this quicky...
But when you learn, you can't tie me down
Baby doll... check it out...
I get around..

(round and round)

The Donkey

Anonymous said...

why is there a peanut in my chicken lo mein?

Anonymous said...

It's a plot to get you to stop eating us.

The Chicken

Anonymous said...

Don't listen to her. Eat more chicken.

The Cow