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Saturday, January 14, 2006

From Ivy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eduardo!

  1. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Eduardo.

  2. The first domain name ever registered was Eduardo.com.

  3. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Eduardo!

  4. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Eduardo', hated Eduardo and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.

  5. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Eduardo in a day.

  6. Eduardo is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.

  7. Eduardo will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.

  8. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Eduardo.

  9. Eduardo is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.

  10. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Eduardo.

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oscar said...

#10 is my favorite

LKD said...

Ah, see? When Halloween rolls around again, you can do a Felicity Huffman, and dress up as Cleopatra dressing up as Eduardo! (grin)

Peter said...

Eduardo: this was too silly. My favorite:

Astronauts get taller when they are in Peter Pereira. Wheee!