I'm on the prowl for a new kick-ass scarf for MacDowell. I've done some online research, and I'm freaking pissed. It sucks being a guy! The girls get all the pretty scarves!
Just compare these two pages.
Banana Repubic's page features bland men's scarves. Soilds and stripes in wool or cashmere. Oh so boring!
Anthropologie's page features women's scarves that are works of art! These scarves are fun. These scarves say, I'm a flirt. These scarves are hot.
So let's ignore the Banana Republic page and let's concentrate on the Anthropologie page. Which scarf do you think I should buy?
I'm leaning toward these two:
Which one do you like best? They're both gorgeous!
Picture this: I march into the dining room at MacDowell, and as everyone stares at me, I slowly unravel an amazing scarf from my neck. Oh, oh, oh!!!