Friday, August 26, 2005
Last Friday, on the second day of first grade, my nephew Alexei, who has a tendency to get a little homesick, began to cry in his classroom. The teacher asked him, Why are you crying? He said, I'm crying because my grandma can't find a job!
What a liar! His grandma is retired. To teach him a lesson I'm posting one of his embarrassing toddler photographs.